I Am THE Victim Here! By Horace S. Browntrout
What is the universal bathroom sex distress signal How can you assess the intentions of a cougar that wants to hold your baby What is the procedure for immolating pesky methamphetamine users What exactly is Mrs Right A Way s Tincture of Opium Cure All and what is it good for Nowhere else on Earth dear reader are you as sure to find practical mis information mixed with sensual delights in such prodigious quantities With advice on everything from snowboarding and cabin safety to the appropriate apprehension of fishes Dr Browntrout will taint er educate the reader through the use of fake advertisements poetry haiku essay panda drawings and anti affirmations Dr Browntrout will amaze and amuse with his sesquipedalian vocabulary and gutter sensibilities and years of experience in the field of moral improvement If you fail to laugh after reading this tome then you are not alive I Am THE Victim Here site_link post a commentMr Browntrout I applaud you sir You have introduced us to Corey the Cougar the Fishes of Minnesota negative affirmations and opium elixirs Not every section in your quaint hodgepodge of madcap instructions fake regulations childish cartoons and comic poetry resonated with me personally and the book was all to often in the gutter but the heights of pure unadulterated hilarity you bring us to are than worth the trip Only that madman Justin Teerlinck could carry off such a lark as this I Am THE Victim Here I am THE Victim Here is much than the memoir that its victim Olympics title led me to expect It s chock a block with poetry childish sketches with mature content quizzes surveys mock historical documents Jenny Holzer esque aphorisms guides to outdoor adventuring and advice on social etiquette Horace S Browntrout introduces himself very pompously and briefly but devotes the rest of this slim volume to service. Service I mean that this book has several social uses in my life For example I read it aloud to guests who stop by for tea Sometimes friends pluck it from the shelf from their own volition once a visitor flipped it open to the closing pages which are dedicated to poetry and read two poems keeping a deadpan tone throughout I can t even think of these and other poems without laughing and it is nice to remember or recite them in times of mild woe Many times last year I walked the halls of work and pondered Will you just get R done from Get R Done or Dude I m telling you way from Dude These poems are outward reaching and funny but evocative of frustration particularly frustration arising from unhelpful motivational self help. D I Am THE Victim Here Here is your introduction to the strange but hilarious words of the author Dr Browntrout From what I can tell he is a sort of uncouth gentleman panda bear who probably gets in trouble a lot but always with his dignity in tact He s charming even when he s crude He unapologetically writes poems about anything that tickles his strange fancy All s fair in Dr Browntrout s world even poetry about finger sucking Wash your Stinky finger I know not where it s been Wash your stinky finger It s so very un zen It s wiggity whack humor almost 100% accompanied by panda bear illustrations Feel the need to see redneck panda bear s in a monster truck with a confederate flag This book has got it Dr Browntrout is a goofball of a rhymer with anti affirmations a plenty and a crazy mixture of articles ranging from public bathroom sex to Minnesota fishing regulations If there ever was a book to have as a guest at a party this one is it Whenever this book comes out there is a circle of people with mouths hanging open guts busting along with some confused looks as well People may not know Dr Horace S Browntrout today but one day I hope they will Then they ll remember this writer for his ability to effortlessly make people laugh even when they don t think they want to I Am THE Victim Here
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